Goat Simulator Waste of Space

Category: Simulation

You've already been through the zombie apocalypze in Goat Z and made friends with NPCs in the computed world of Goat MMO Simulator. What on earth is there left for you to do
The answer is NOTHING! Thats why we leave earth behind and travel to space!

Be a space goat and build a space colony by headbutting people and taking their money. Who knows best how to spend it but a goat
Build a Command bridge training simulator, a space museum or even your very own spaceship. Shoot down asteroids and space pirates or travel to a nearby planet.

You no longer have to fantasize about colonizing space as a simulated goat. Your dreams have finally come true!

Key features

* Be the first goat in space
* Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work!
* Fly and shoot stuff in space, because nobody makes games about flying and shooting in space anymore
* Endless space full of planets to visit. but seriously it would take forever to go there so why bother
* There is one planet nearby though. Go to that one
* Learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever
* The biggest map in goat simulator history
* So much content you will have to charge your phone lots of times
* Tons of unlockable goats with special powers - Create black holes, 3D print stuff in the world and fling people with your mind

Reviews:

• l bolen
  Umm There's this problem with the game where when I go into the pause menu and the main menu the select buttons don't have words so I have no idea what I'm clicking or what it says in what I think might be the settings or something. I love the game but this problem is making me wish I picked goat MMO instead of this. I'm not sure if I'm the only one with this problem I now this is not my tablets fault. I don't now how to baa and I can't go into controls to find out. Please fix this problem.
• David Hall
  Excellent game, a few bugs The only reason Im not giving a higher rating is that the game has decided to restart my progress like 6 times lol. Last time it was right after I made it to millionaire! I wish it wouldn't do that. Otherwise, one of the best games I've ever downloaded hands down.
• Brooke L
  I spent several hours thoroughly enjoying this game yesterday. It was a five star game in my mind. Today I booted up the game for more enjoyment, only to find all of my progress erased! I'm still logged into the same Google account, and the achievements I earned yesterday still show up (the Google play achievements), but all of the locations, goats, etc I unlocked are gone, and my money was reset to zero. I have to start all over with funding the door again. The only thing I can think is that the game may be storing save data in the wrong place, since I have run Clean Master since yesterday to erase temporary files and such, but I do that every day and this is the only game to have lost save progress. I don't feel comfortable playing again until this issue is fixed, since I know anything I do, I'll just have to redo the next day. Please fix so I can get back to enjoying the game - thanks!
• Lucy Jackson
  Awesome I love this game so much,but pretty please make another game where you're in the Ice Age with smilodons and dire wolves and cave lions and stuff. Maybe even dinos? Anyway, awesome game, Coffee Stain. Keep it up!!🐐
• Benjamin Durden
  Really great,edit tip,the Turdis is found on the same map in all spots,leaving the area/returning makes the mission unbeatable,please fix and I will gladly 5 star it,hope to see good optimizing for the performance issues between loading.
• Daniel Beltran
  Too futuristic We wait a long time to get this game we wanted a boots on the ground game. gonna buy goatfield 1
• cj henderson
  Why?! I've gotten pretty far into it and it constantly starts me over from the beginning everything I unlock is gone. I want my money back.
• Braiden Stephens
  Fun and please make goat simulator pay day for mobile I would love it also the turdis mission won't work because when the turdis is at the Academy it won't warp again please fix
• Matthew Swann
  Please fix the turdis mission it gets stuck at the Academy and won't warp also I downloaded goat mmo and every time I play this game restarts

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